My casting calls:
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| Corey Monteith |
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| Eli Wallach |
Mr. Wallach is getting a lifetime achievement Oscar this year, which can only bring prestige to the production. Blockade Billy should be a prestige King movie, along the lines of Shawshank Redemption or Stand By Me, since there are no supernatural elements in the story. Think The Natural with a murder at the end. The presence of one Oscar winner in the cast only serves to bring the Academy’s attention to the rest of the actors when nomination time rolls around. And we may be able to get some of the other actors to settle for scale for the chance to work with a legend like Eli Wallach. If we’re aiming for acting Oscars, we’re going to have to keep a low budget.
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| Tim Roth |
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| Kevin James |
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| Kellan Lutz |
Sandy has selected Kellan Lutz for the title role of Billy Blakely. Mr. Lutz’s claim to fame is portraying Emmet Cullen in the Twilight series. This is sure to draw some viewers, as Sandy says, but I think it’s also sure to drive others away. At this point Twilight is a double edged sword. Mr. Lutz may bring in young women, but as soon as young men hear “Twilight” they’re going to head for the door. Mr. Monteith has a similar problem since he’s from Glee, but Glee is not nearly as famous as Twilight. I’m also going to argue that Mr. Monteith is the much more wholesome of the two. Mr. Lutz looks like he has a dark secret, so it won’t surprise the audience. They already know he’s a vampire. Mr. Monteith looks like he’s never had an impure thought. He’s certainly never sucked anyone’s blood.
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| Mark Wahlberg |
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| Leonardo DiCaprio |
Leonardo Di Caprio as third base coach Granny Gantham is just not going to work for me. While I can appreciate Sandy’s desire to see him in baseball pants, I just don’t see anyone believing he really knows the game. Kevin James looks like a guy who knows baseball. It’s easy to believe a new player, even a seasoned one, would look to coach Kevin James for advice. Coach Leonardo DiCaprio? I’m not buying it. Overall, Sandy’s cast is too pretty. If we want to make a believable baseball movie we’ll need a sufficient number of non-pretty actors to create authenticity. If we want a prestige production that will win awards we can’t have a cast as pretty as Sandy’s. I know. But it’s true. Pretty actor’s don’t get Oscars unless they make themselves look ugly.
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| Tommy Lee Jones |
As for Tommy Lee Jones as general manager Joe DiPunno, Sandy is absolutely spot-on. If we can’t get Eli Wallach, who will probably have lots of offers now that he’s finally getting an Oscar, we should get Tommy Lee Jones. He'd be terrific.
So, Hollywood, if you’re out there, we’ve already made the tough decisions for you. Give Mr. King a call. Bring Blockade Billy to the big screen.
To read more about Sandy’s choices go to You’ve GOTTA Read This.




























